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Bio: Reaper is the assumed leader of The Bonerz, taking charge of any situation, and usually resulting in a violent resolution.

He has a big heart (probably due to alcohol abuse as a young child), and sometimes it shows through in his relationships. You can tell this by the way he kills you without mercy and maybe a finger in the bum, or by making love to your cold, dead carcass.

Reaper has learned to tap into his seventh sense to allow him to communicate with ghosts of the future. What this does for him… who knows? Haven’t quite figured it out yet, or what it means. Anyhow, I’m sure he uses it as a way to demonstrate his command over a number of illicit weaponry, supplied to him by ‘Murikan government agencies (as an apology for how he was treated, ethically).

Unfortunately, because of his aggressive nature, his demanding personality, and his no-holds-barred attitude, he has made many enemies along the way, not only for himself, but for The Bonerz as a whole.

Favourite Actor: Arnold “The Sperminator” Hammenberger

Favourite Hobby: Sniffing glue

Favourite Snack Food: Doe eyes