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Bio: Simon is an distant Boner cousin, who is distinguished and sophisticated. He is well-mannered and kind, and is always willing to lend an ear, or share positive rationales. In other words, he’s a pussy and nobody really trusts him.

Simon is a secret Boner, and when he is uncovered by our heroes, it comes as quite a shock. Is he a friend, or frenemy?

Favourite Politician: Justin Trubleau

Favourite Artwork: Bona Lisa by Duh Vincheese

Favourite Narcotic: The love of a beautiful woman