Danny
Bio: Danny, also nicknamed Danboy, is pretty much useless other than trafficking only the most illicit of substances and having a serious case of the munchies.
When he’s not sleeping, eating, or touching wild monkeys, he can be found banging his head and air-guitaring along to his favourite ear-scorching brain-blistering industrial music, while simultaneously blogging about the merits of harmonics in guitar solos. A subject of which he is clearly clueless, according to some netards.
Hardly the type to get involved in the business end of a fight, he certainly can start one, or pick out the meat of the victim like a scavenger.
Of course, The Bonerz only keep him around as a scapegoat.
His weapon of choice is lysergic acid diethylamide.
Favourite Celebrity: Spewan MacGregor
Favourite Song: Spread Yer Legs ‘Fore I Split Yer Skull
Favourite Food: Anything still twitching.